dougstumblr:

nyfishergirl:

caitybear:

michellethezehler:

polaris—:

suesylvester-:

unicornqueen:

cashooo:

unamused:

believeinnarwhals:

nickisafox:

-cuntplug:

youmaybeoffended:

Snape kills Dumbledore.

The dog dies.

Edward is gay

Lost ends.

it was all in her mind and her stepmom isn’t actually a murderer UGH that movie makes me mad ugh but i want to watch it again alright this post lost its point

She gets pregnant

king kong falls off the building and dies ))))))))):

everyone dies

It was all a dream.

Jean Grey dies for real. And Professor Xavier dies.

Aidan didn’t actually kill himself, so Lindsay winds up dead.

Witches are not made of wood.

 the big red indian fella can actually speak.

 the donkey’s name is “kinky kelly”

dougstumblr:

nyfishergirl:

caitybear:

michellethezehler:

polaris—:

suesylvester-:

unicornqueen:

cashooo:

unamused:

believeinnarwhals:

nickisafox:

-cuntplug:

youmaybeoffended:

Snape kills Dumbledore.

The dog dies.

Edward is gay

Lost ends.

it was all in her mind and her stepmom isn’t actually a murderer UGH that movie makes me mad ugh but i want to watch it again alright this post lost its point

She gets pregnant

king kong falls off the building and dies ))))))))):

everyone dies

It was all a dream.

Jean Grey dies for real. And Professor Xavier dies.

Aidan didn’t actually kill himself, so Lindsay winds up dead.

Witches are not made of wood.

 the big red indian fella can actually speak.

 the donkey’s name is “kinky kelly”

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